Half of Eighty Eggs

Eighty eggs waited in two quiet piles that wanted names.

Half for each basket. What is half of eighty?

Half of eighty is forty. Not forty-one because one looked lonely.

Suzy counted forty and forty — eighty total. Honest.

Adventure Cap wanted a magic bigger number. Care said stop at the honest total.

Thinking Cap habit: plan, count once, check. Cap does not invent by magic.

Pavlova supervised like a fluffy accountant and added zero by staring.

Little Thunder declined commentary with mahogany dignity — farm bull stillness only.

Kids: eighty counters split in half — forty each.

Farm maths is a promise living things can trust.

Tools remind. Soft landings still happen.

Suzy spelled S-U-Z-Y once for joy, then back to the numbers.

Half of eighty = forty.

Half of eighty = forty.